National Condom Week started on Valentine’s Day (V.D.), the Ottawa County Health Department tells us.
Chicago, that toddlin’ town.
“We have met the enemy and he is us,” said the cartoon character Pogo. Not so, say conspiracy theorists.
A new year brings new hope. We can learn from last year’s mistakes to make this year’s worse. Here are things 2015 taught us:
Every year I resolve not to make resolutions, then I break it. Not in 2016. There is too much I’ve been neglecting.
There are a million stories in Saugatuck-Douglas, the Naked Cities—not counting Cindy Gamrat’s. It’s Christmas Eve and I need gifts fast. Email to the rescue.
Nothing lends urgency to photography like the fear you’ll go blind. I can’t really see it coming.
“Life is difficult,” wrote M.
Saugatuck-Douglas has more stores per capita that cater to critters than anywhere. Dogs and cats? We love ‘em. Humans? We’re not as sure.
Now I am 60 I should grow up and accept it’s too late. Aspirations have turned to ashes. What’s left? Second childhood and mere oblivion, sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.